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The Devil's Dictionary; Revised and Updated

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            A New York Minute:   The amount of time it takes for a New Yorker to dismiss anything that happens west of the Hudson River.

            Domestic abuse:   The damage done to hearth and home by a do-it-yourselfer.

            Monetary policy:   The one exception to the rule about honesty being the best.

            Free speech:   In politics, the actual worth of speech not amplified by money.

            Unnamed sources:   A journalist quoting himself.   Generally understood to mean, "I made it up."

             Tabloid journalism:   In the digital world, all that is left of journalism.

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            That was fun!   Unless there is an uproar of popular revulsion, I may make this a periodic exercise.   Feel free to email me your suggestions and become a partner in this crime.

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