Quantum mechanics -- how they put the TV show Quantum Leap together. Screws, wrenches and bolts, ya know.
Theory of Relativity -- family trees
Physics -- a medication for constipation
Square root -- oddball plant systems
Conversion tables -- religious awakening
Protons -- stuff in food that's good for ya
Atom -- misspelling of the first man in the bible who led astray by that E-vil serpentine woman
Sub atomic particle -- crumbs left on the table from a deli sub; what’s left over after a mothballed submarine in demolished
Magnetic poles -- polls to assess how attractive a member of the opposite sex is
Black holes -- don’t even go there!
Galaxy -- a German sports car
Slide rule -- how to dodge answering reporters’ questions; how to get around any rule governing political ethics
Newton’s Law -- fig cookies should never be dunked
Cosmology -- daily astrological forecast printed in every newspaper
Tsunami -- #3 combo plate on a Japanese menu
Ohm’s Law -- a meditation mantra
Rorschach Test -- she’ll get back to us on that one, don’tcha know.
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