On the Environment
"The Earth's eco-system is not fragile."-
"The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them."-
"It has not been proven that nicotine is addictive, the same with cigarettes causing emphysema."-
"Dioxin at those levels isn't harmful."-
"Do you know we have more acreage of forest land in the United States today than we did at the time the Constitution was written."-
"The most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down."-
"Oil is not the enemy, folks. It's our buddy."-
On Hypocrisy
"When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia (former Grateful Dead guitarist) destroyed his life on drugs. And yet he's being honored, like some godlike figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks."-
"Too many whites are getting away with drug use"- Too many whites are getting away with drug sales... The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river, too."-
"My fellow Americans, if we're looking for shovel-ready projects to stimulate the economy, well "- there are some pretty big piles inside Rush's studio that need to be cleaned up. The good news is that this apparently is a renewable resource, so at least these will be long-term jobs. Let's call it the Flush Limbaugh Sustainable Stimulus Package and get a few thousand eager-to-work souls over there right away with shovels and pitchforks. Hmm, I can feel things picking up already!
