Chief Justice of the Supreme Court: Antonin Scalia
Undersecretaries would include: Joel Osteen, Ken Copeland, Rod Parsley, John Hagee , T.D. Jakes , Scott Lively.
Imagining what a
meeting of government's top officers would look like damages the brain, but you
have to admit it would make a great sitcom.**
While we can poke fun at the machinations of the Christofascist Right, the matter of secession points out that they have made enough inroads in the country's Great Division to command some fear - if not respect. In a country that needs unification now more than ever, the big CR is not about to compromise and is best left alone - and far away - to lick its wounds from the election. Separation and isolation can be good things: the CR could be contained and politely asked ...
...to leave the rest of humanity alone.
Just a thought.
*Founder of the Reconstructionist movement and agent provocateur of American theocracy.
** A reality show would too surreal.