Do you
own a mirror and a scale? Fishing for compliments is bad enough as it is.
Luring any man with this question puts him in the second worst position he can
possibly imagine. The first is catching him with his pants around his
ankles with a woman on her knees in front of him choking with
a surprised look on her face sucking on his you know what and you
asking him, "what are you doing?"
Any
questions?
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Patricia A. Smith is a writer and artist (and sometimes both at the same time). A former columnist, restaurant critic and cruise line executive, Smith has lived in London, Greece, Denmark, Hungary, Egypt, Costa Rica and France. She returned (
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