STRATEGY HINTS:
There are two keys to success in GTJ-IJ.
One is: Every time you see the real Jesus pop up, you must run Him over with your car or riddle Him with bullets. (It's easy to identify the real Jesus in the game, because He is standing upright.)
The other key to remember is: Every time you are confronted with a choice, ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?" Then do the opposite. Each such choice is rewarded by the game's audio shouting a deafening "Je-SUSS!"
Robert S. McElvaine teaches history at Millsaps College. His latest book, Grand Theft Jesus: The Hijacking of Religion in America , on which this piece is partially based, has just been published by Crown.
