"I Want a Vice President Who Eats Moose Burgers," Ad

                                    because she’s right up there in Alaska, right  

                                    next door to Russia.

EXT. – SIDE WALK – NEW PERSPECTIVE

Merry-go-round music resumes.

                                                            SPORTS GUY

                                    I want a president who can tell me how

                                    to live my family values even though

                                    he’s divorced.

TEXT

Serious music resumes: Poll: “A new poll finds that ‘Congress [has] an average approval rating of 20% and a disapproval rating of 74%, strong evidence that the American people are nauseated with Congress.’  Real Clear Politics 8-18-08”

EXT. – RESTAURANT

Resume merry-go-round music.

                                                            PROFESSOR

                                                (emphasizes buzz words, like, duh)

                                    I want a president who has a lot of

                                    experience in Washington DC, especially

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