July 23, 2007 at 15:28:52

2008, The Election That May Never Happen!

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Katrina showed them exactly how to get away with such a maneuver. New Orleans burned while Bush fiddled and fiddled around and no one did anything while carpetbaggers stole New Orleans. Bush undoubtedly took that as a sign that God, was, indeed on his side. He would not have thought for longer than a moment, that it might merely be a temptation, that if God were truly on his side everyone would see the wisdom and goodness of Bush's sage advice and counsel and vote for him and he would not be tempted to steal yet another election. However, hell, he or someone in his team has figured out, that it is relatively easy to steal anything one wants to steal, including everyone's money.

Bush has close to 200,000,000 enemies in America right now, but few are armed and what arms they do have are hopelessly outnumbered and technically out gunned, o it may not take much to beat back a rebellion. So, then what will happen? America will become like Iraq, the slaughter will be horrendous and wild-men, mercenaries will kill and rape at will, for sport and little can be done. It will make many older men wish they were young enough to join in the fun.

What will be their target? Well they don't want to hit a Republican Strong hold because if there is an election they'll need every vote they can muster, so it will be a city like Chicago, Boston, LA, etc. they'll wipe it off the map and then stall rebuilding until the mercenaries move in. Chicago will be uninhabited for eons because of the nuclear fallout and FEMA will take over and the new mayor will be a Republican appointee-Tom DeLaye, who will never go to trial.

Far off in space, a few billion light years from the Milky Way Galaxy, there is another Galaxy, in it a Solar system, within which there is a planet called Htrae, which is the mirror image of Planet Earth. It is a unique planet because, floating about, bobbing along, are dozens of ancient satellites. Some were once useful, some merely decorative, some commemorative and others, battered by time and microcosmic comets, like bobbing, floating sieves, but one catches the eye, not just because it's launching happened a billion years or more ago, before Planet Earth's 21st Century, which was also another billion years past, but because of the Prescience of it's prophetic existence. It is a sparkling, golden tinged bronze, statue, somewhat over a mile long and a half-mile wide. It is a statue of a woman, dressed in a business suit, with her mouth open as though to speak and her hand rising in gesture, as if to make a point, and behind her is a man, about her size, who appears to be moving, although he isn't, but the non-movement that seems to be, is with the grace of a Ballet dancer, he stands above her leaning down, with a rack of puppet strings in his hand attached to the woman and he is rapt forever frozen in the act of pulling them and on the base of the statue in Archaic Aramaic, Hebrew, Latin, Greek and oh, yes, English, it makes some reference to Mr's O'Leary's Cow, and this lady and man, and it further says, "Imbued by God to be at the exact time and place in which she should and could have been the heroin, savior of Planet earth, America, and the Chicago Cubs, pushing articles of Impeachment, she instead listened to the puppeteer, waiting to collect the money for the 2008 election that never came, and while she dithered away time and history, Satan stole her moment to be, which ended all that was good and holy for what amounted to $30, million pieces of silver, which the one pulling her strings pissed away." And there for eternity, it bobbed along, for all to see and lament, until doomsday for the universe.

Back, in time a mere thousand million years ago now, however, and finally, the Dems began to swing into action, voting more funds for the war on terror, and avoiding mention of the second and greater of Chicago's two conflagrations and that would be it for The City of the Big Shoulders. The Cubs would never lose another game, nor, noir would they throughout eternity, ever win another World Series, from earth year 1908, and never will the White Sox, Bears, Bulls, or the Wolves, ever win another game. End of story, end of case study, end of Democracy, end of America, end of Planet Earth.

Have a nice day

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Professor Bagnolo has majored in: Cultural Anthropology, Architectural design, painting, creative writing. As a child prodigy, abed with polio for almost two years, he was offered an opportunity to skip three grades at age 8.
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