Besides, it makes the troops feel bad and it encourages the enemy, Saddam Hussein. Oh that’s right, he’s dead. He can’t be the enemy anymore. But someone is shooting at our troops, the ones that need supporting, and our enemy isn’t Saddam or bin Laden, who Bush doesn’t much care about anymore. Our enemy is called “insurgents”. And we have to kill those insurgents over there before they make us kill them over here.
Stay the course. Stay the course. What’s the course? He can’t tell you. It’s classified. If he tells you, the enemy, who ever they are, oh yeah, the insurgents, will find out.
And thanks to those bleeding heart “liberals”, the insurgents now know that we’re spying on them. Don’t you know that if we spy on every single American, we’re bound to run across some insurgents talking to sleeper cells in the US? They’re probably just trying to wake them up.
If not for “liberals”, insurgents would have never guessed that we’re spying on them. “Liberals” – always spoiling the surprise.
So now the enemy knows that we’re spying on them thanks to the do-gooders. Why can’t everyone be a do badder like most of The Regime’s supporters? Well, isn’t a do badder the opposite of a do-gooder? He does have such trouble with the mother tongue.
Bush knew about Katrina well ahead of time and promised to be there to help during the storm and hoped to god or someone like god that there’d be no deaths. He sure sounded like he was aware that, as Brownie said, this is going to be “the big one”.
He armed himself with a guitar and headed for San Diego. Condi went shopping. Rumsfeld was still amazed that those terrorists hit a part of the Pentagon that was under construction anyway and didn’t hit where he has his office. Lucky break, that. Serendipitous, indeed. More reason to kill the insurgents.
Even though he was told that the levees in New Orleans were in danger of being compromised from this Katrina thing, he admitted the obvious after all was over. He said who would have known that the levees in New Orleans were in danger of being compromised? He has a point. That’s why he makes the big bucks.
What was he supposed to do? He said he would help and he’s helping.
He promised $250 billion or was that million or hundred million or all of the above. What more can he do?
What was it that he promised? $65 million?
Damn Abramoff. Where is he when you need him to help Native Americans, Indians, Redskins, Braves, what ever sport you’re talking, build casinos. We need them built before those people, you know, those people, start thinking about returning to New Orleans. What a gold mine that place can be. But first it has to be Rooted, Browned and Kellogged. If they come back, we need to tell them that they chose to move. That’s right. No one forced ‘em to move. In fact, no one even helped them move. Bush says, “Don’t blame that shit on me.”
Casinos are going to pay a whole lot more taxes than those people would pay. In the name of security and reviving the economy, he can say that New Orleans will be eminently domained.
It’s not like The Regime is racist. It’s had two Black Secretaries of State, one of whom they made a fool on the floor of the UN (I bet he wished that he was on the floor) and the other with whom they’re filling the fool’s shoes. Maybe that’s what she was shopping for during Katrina.
But, really, can The Regime make anyone look more like a moron than they’ve made George W. Bush look?
Yeah, it was cute to hear him mangle the language.
Sure it was a hoot watching him look for WMD under chairs and desks during his speech at a media dinner on March 24, 2004.
Sure he makes members of his cult feel special because he allows them to witness his speeches in person. It’s sort of like the velvet rope of political rallies.
Michael Bonanno is a published poet, essayist and musician who lives in the San Francisco Bay Area. Some of his poetry can be found at The Poetry Corner at OpEdNews.He is an associate editor for OpEdNews.
Bonanno is a political progressive, not a Democratic Party apologist. He believes it's government's job to help the needy and that leaving the people's well being to the so called "private sector" is social suicide.His CDs may be purchased at CD Baby. .
once told me, "don't get caught forking your girlfriend in an elevator". I take it they put the two love birds through hell for breaking house rules or something. Security treated them as if they were terrorists trying to sneak a bomb into the place. It was a high-rise building. Security is tight. They caught my colleague and his bird because they have live cameras all over the friggin place. Have had ever since 9/11. The guards probably watched the scene from beginning to end and then decided to do their jobs before someone found out. I can't imagine why they gave the love birds such a hard time. They were only having fun. I guess it just goes to show ....you don't fork with Security.
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Tony Forest (7 articles, 18 quicklinks, 166 diaries, 1429 comments)
on Thursday, April 5, 2007 at 3:09:26 AM
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