[Inspired by Jonathan Swift, this animal liberationist and vegetarian essayist is dedicating the above satirical piece to the Animal Liberation Front and their courageous efforts in the face of the apathy, ignorance, and savagery of rampant and deeply ingrained speciesism. The ALF has been labeled as a “terrorist” organization by a system and society that value property, profit, and the human comfort of a relative few over most non-human animals and many human beings. This essayist and social activist fully supports and endorses the actions of the ALF as long as they don’t take human or non-human animal lives. As founder and editor of Thomas Paine’s Corner, he offers his little piece of real estate on the Internet to the ALF whenever they need a place to communicate with the world. And come to think of it, since they are an underground operation operating in cells of a few people, this agitator could be a part of the ALF. But we’ll leave that for the FBI, ATF, NSA, DHS, or the rest of the alphabet soup of agencies protecting our rights as Americans to fuck the rest of the world to determine.]

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