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In any case, I'm confident that after you think it all over, you'll come to the inescapable conclusion that of some 300 million Americans, I'm the very best man, er, person for the job.

Don't forget, that's the opinion of my top professional reference, President George W. Bush. And if anyone is a good judge of good judgment it's President Bush: Why, just look at all that his sound judgment has done for Iraq, New Orleans, the environment, the budget, the price of gas, the...

Uh, maybe you'd just better look at my resume. It's got a nice font. Not too conservative. I mean, if you like conservative fonts it is pretty darn conservative; but...um, if you don't like conservative fonts it's...uh...

You say potato; I say uh, no Roe. Let's call the whole thing off.

Respectfully yours,

Judge John G. Roberts

P.S. Whatever you do, don't click here -- it'll take you to a webpage where, with just one click, anybody can send a personalized message to each of their senators and, if they'd like, a letter to the editor of their nearest newspaper opposing my confirmation as Chief Justice. And I'm too charming (and cagey) to go the way of Robert Bork. Aren't I?

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