Odd or eccentric mannerisms or appearance
Superstitious or preoccupied with paranormal phenomena
Difficult to follow speech patterns
Feelings of anxiety in social situations
Suspiciousness and paranoia
Odd beliefs or magical thinking
Appears shy, aloof, or withdrawn to others
Then we would understand the nonesensical things you say or unrealistic thinking about things that are very real. It would also explain why you always look like you just fell out bed and think we are all out to get you and your precious job.
Antisocial Personality Disorder
A common misconception is that antisocial personality disorder refers to people who have poor social skills. The opposite is often the case. Instead, antisocial personality disorder is characterized by a lack of conscience. People with this disorder are prone to criminal behavior, believing that their victims are weak and deserving of being taken advantage of. Antisocials tend to lie and steal. Often, they are careless with money and take action without thinking about consequences. They are often agressive and are much more concerned with their own needs than the needs of others.
Symptoms of Antisocial Personality Disorder:
Disregard for the feelings of others
Impulsive and irresponsible decision-making
Lack of remorse for harm done to others
Lying, stealing, other criminal behaviors
Disregard for the safety of self and others
This might explain your cruelty to members, family, employees or those that question you, or how it is most get fired, or reduced to tears when they question your financial dealings with their money, and why you think you need private transportation for your travels around the country. It also explains why you made fun of the guy who wasn't able to come to church, and then died at home without you taking time to visit or encourage him.
Borderline Personality Disorder
Borderline personality disorder is characterized by mood instability and poor self-image. People with this disorder are prone to constant mood swings and bouts of anger. Often, they will take their anger out on themselves, causing injury to their own body. Suicidal threats and actions are not uncommon. Borderlines think in very black and white terms and often form intense, conflict-ridden relationships. They are quick to anger when their expectations are not met.
Symptoms of Borderline Personality Disorder:
Self-injury or attempted suicide
Strong feelings of anger, anxiety, or depression that last for several hours
Drug or alcohol abuse
Feelings of low self-worth
Unstable relationships with friends, family, and boyfriends/girlfriends
It would help us understand why you yell all the time, or are so damn negative in your world view and about everyone and everything on this beautiful planet. It might even help us to understand why you disappear on vacations for weeks at a time, while we worry about the the state of the Union
Histrionic Personality Disorder?
People with histrionic personality disorder are constant attention seekers. They need to be the center of attention all the time, often interrupting others in order to dominate the conversation. They use grandiose language to describe everyday events and seek constant praise. They may dress proactively or exaggerate illnesses in order to gain attention. Histrionics also tend to exaggerate friendships and relationships, believing that everyone loves them. They are often manipulative.
Symptoms of Histrionic Personality Disorder:
Dresses or acts provocatively
Rapidly-shifting and shallow emotions
Overly-dramatic, occasionally theatrical speech
easily influenced; highly suggestible
Whoa...this would explain a lot.