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Neocons Just Can't Multiply!

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"Democrats have killed 44 million babies!" my brother vibes.

"You baby killers," sneers my brother, who daily, attempts to slam me over the Internet, with politically, high pitched, emails. Yet, "Bro" sees nothing wrong with the genocide in Iraq, brought on by a stupid decision by a stupid president. We have been doing this long before computers. The only difference is, we remain in contact every day, some times as many as 10 to 15 political emails fill my in-box, full of hate from Thailand.

So how do I deal with the right-wing Republican Pharasee, these days? I simply say, "I have a ball bat by the door. If one of my daughters decides that she would rather have an abortion, I'll use the ball bat to rearrange anyones face, like Hank Williams Jr's song, "Attitude Adjustment."

Can I, really prove that right wing, Christian Republicans can't do multiplication? Easy!


Matthew 18:21-22 (Darby Translation) Darby Translation (DARBY)
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21) Then Peter came to him and said, Lord, how often shall my brother sin against me and I forgive him? until seven times?


22) Jesus says to him, I say not to thee until seven times, but until seventy times seven.

That includes abortions. So multiply the above, by the number of Bush lovers, and we can figure out how many times they must forgive women and families who choose to have an abortions. But our modern day Pharisees can't handle those two verses because they simply can't handle multiplication!

"Ya' gotta love it!"

(c) Dale Hill 2006

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