Red USA would be free to finally declare the Fox Noise channel, I mean the Fox News channel, an official branch of government.
● Red USA would never have to listen to thin pompous hypocrites again.
Blue USA would never have to listen to fat pompous hypocrites again.
It’s time we got on with the division before we are forced to finally admit that our truly nasty, most irrational foes, the ones foaming at the mouth with zealous fervor and backed by nuclear weapons, the ones who happen to hate us the most are - - - us.
(Thanks and a tip of the hat to Walt Kelly’s Pogo.)
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