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president's position on stem cell research and the
like. We'd gladly arrange for Jack Abramoff's friends
to make a contribution of $100,000 to the church if
during your sermon you would say that President Bush is
a saint."
The Bishop thought about it for a few minutes, and
finally said, "This parish is in rather desperate need
of funds ... I'll agree to do it."
The following Sunday, Bush pompously showed up for the
photo op, looking especially smug even while attempting
to appear pious.
After making a few announcements, the Bishop began
his homily:
"George W. Bush is a petty, vindictive, sanctimonious
hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a
low-intelligence weasel with the world's largest chip
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like. We'd gladly arrange for Jack Abramoff's friends
to make a contribution of $100,000 to the church if
during your sermon you would say that President Bush is
a saint."
The Bishop thought about it for a few minutes, and
finally said, "This parish is in rather desperate need
of funds ... I'll agree to do it."
The following Sunday, Bush pompously showed up for the
photo op, looking especially smug even while attempting
to appear pious.
After making a few announcements, the Bishop began
his homily:
"George W. Bush is a petty, vindictive, sanctimonious
hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a
low-intelligence weasel with the world's largest chip
I'm a 65 year-old disabled/retired psychotherapist who is a proud activist liberal despite my having lived in Pine Bluff,Arkansas amidst extreme conservatives all my life. I was a single father to a now 38-year-old Califonia Energy Policy Analyst (more...)
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