All companies who made more than $25.00 in profits from the war were dissolved and their executives were exiled to a new zone between Afgahnistan and Pakistan and those on either side of the zone were heavily armed and raw meat was thrown to them.
A Group Headed by Sammy Sosa bought the Chicago Cubs. He looks forward to working on, err, I mean, with the present Upper Management Team of the ball club. There will be video cameras placed on all of their offices right near the new time cloaks installed this week.
The President and VP along with Karl Rove went to meet with Senator Kerry in a ceremonial in which the Senator removed his pants and underwear, bent over to allow the unholy trio to each plant a kiss on the appropriate spot in reparation of their Swiftboating episodes.
Finally, Mr. Bushite, himself, signed a new oil deal with the Iraqi's. They get to keep 99% of the gross from their oil wells and the American and Brit oil companies are going to contribute, and no charge all services and repairs to the oil equipment for the next ten years and since Sweet Oil is produced and pump-ready at between $1.00 and $1.50 a BARREL, the new price world wide will be $00.25 a Gallon at the pump with any profits thereof going for worldwide healthcare.
The leader of the Bushites promised more Progressive moves next week, so stay tuned.
Good Day and God Bless.
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