A man and a dog walk into a bar. The man takes several $10 bets that the dog can talk. He bets ten guys and then puts the dog on top of the bar and asks him about his favorite radio program, Rush Limbaugh's morning diatribe. The dog says nothing. The bettors grow restless. The guy begs the dog. Nothing.
The people demand their money. He screams, yells, cajoles, and pleads for one good simple declarative sentence. The dog barks and the guy has to pay up.
They leave the bar and the guy throws a tantrum. He ends by asking: "Can you give me one good reason not to beat the snot out of you?"
The dog takes a deep breath and smiles: "Can you imagine how much money we are going to make in that bar tomorrow night?"
Can you read this column and not think of the W. C. Fields quote: "Anyone who hates Dogs and Kids Can't be All Bad."
Now the disk jockey will introduce the younger readers to and remind the old folks of just how good "The Old Philosopher," done by Eddie Lawrence, was. It's time for us to take the dog for a walk. Have a laugh filled week.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOhKqWMhVVI
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