Time For Barack To Go Street

“I’m sorry.  How many houses did you say you owned?”

“Way to spin, John. Where’d you learn that…Bill O’Reilly?”

“Oh, you were a POW. I didn’t know that.”

“Yo.  Was there ever a deregulation you DIDN’T like?”

Keep calling him “George” by mistake.

You want to get the youth vote? After McCain attacks you and gives one of those smirks, cough “blow me” into your fist.  Follow it with a mumbling, “Loser says what?”

And to show that you got the gonads, which so many think you don’t, end every point you make with…

“Y’gotta problem with dat?”

Don’t worry about those who find you uncoot.  They’re voting Republican anyway.

Note: Get your guys to run a commercial with McCain saying that we should “Cut everything but defense and veteran’s benefits.” Then show pictures of the people who are affected by the the “cuts” that he is okay with.