[Say, A Pinky Finger]
So instead of letting the Democrats oppose the President, the Republicans were able to stand up and reach a compromise acceptable to both sides.
[The Right And The Far Right]
But you know, the press had our job to do too. We made it look like Bush and McCain were marching to very different drummers, but it turns out they were dancing to the same tune.
[Red Hot Chili Peppers]
It just proves what I always said, governing is a lot easier when your checks and balances come from people who don’t want to check or balance you. After all, why let the opposing party fight your legislation when you have way more control when you’re your own opposition?
[Ask the Log Cabin Republicans]
And folks, it’s a strategy that can work on any issue. Let’s say, I don’t know, you came out in favor of drawing and quartering criminals.
[Finally! Work For My Ox!]
Instead, of letting your political enemies come out against it — you seize the high moral ground by getting a member of your own party to oppose you. Then you can reach a reasonable compromise — drawing and halving!
That’s only half as bad!
[Twice As Easy To Clean Up!]
After all, if you’re your own opposition, what position can your real opposition take?
[Submission]
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