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"The Right To Bear Nuclear Arms"

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Predator drones don't kill people. People kill people!

Nerve gas doesn't kill people. People kill people!

Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people!

Just think about how much fun we can have if we're not restricted to only using sawed-off shotguns and assault weapons! It'll be awesome! Finally, hunters will regain the upper hand from those pesky critters out there who have been outwitting them and managed to keep from being slaughtered into extinction. We'll show "em who's boss around here!

Understandably there have to be a few controls in place. You can't just have anybody and everybody driving around with WMDs in the trunk of their SUV or family station wagon. But with some reasonable waiting period and background check, I don't see why this couldn't work. Permits could be issued as they now are with handguns . . .

The bearer of this permit, offering appropriate corroborative identification, is entitled to possess and use within applicable limits and restrictions, explosive nuclear devices up to 50 kiloton explosive equivalency, as defined by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA).

It's time to claim our rights under the 2nd Amendment of the Constitution and realize the profound wisdom of the founding fathers.

It's time that we be able to put in that munitions cache which has become the hallmark of a safe and happy American home, all of weaponry available today, including nuclear bombs.

It's time to assert our constitutionally protected right!

The right to bear nuclear arms.

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John Rachel has a B. A. in Philosophy, has traveled extensively, is a songwriter and music producer, a left-of-left liberal, and has spent his life trying to resolve the intrinsic clash between the metaphysical purity of Buddhism and the (more...)

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What can I say? Logic has its own momentum. Someti... by John Rachel on Monday, Jan 21, 2013 at 5:11:38 AM
Thanks for giving me a morning chuckle, John. ... by Rick Staggenborg, MD on Monday, Jan 21, 2013 at 11:42:59 AM
Agreed. And the tools of victory are at our finger... by John Rachel on Monday, Jan 21, 2013 at 4:09:34 PM
People don't kill people, psychopaths kill people... by Hal O'Leary on Monday, Jan 21, 2013 at 12:17:40 PM
Leave a criminal, tyrannical government with a com... by Joe Giambrone on Monday, Jan 21, 2013 at 3:25:05 PM
And a proper thoughtful defense is everyone's duty... by John Rachel on Monday, Jan 21, 2013 at 4:11:30 PM
The  people who insist on being armed are the... by Hal O'Leary on Monday, Jan 21, 2013 at 4:44:40 PM
Guns don't kill people. People kill people!Since ... by John Rachel on Wednesday, Jan 23, 2013 at 5:27:37 AM