Since you like hunting, and they like hunting, they'll let you buy all the guns and ammunition you want. But, they can't help you on your health bills, or even lower the insurance premiums and co-pays. And, they can't do much for that inflated mortgage payment. Or to help you find another job.
You will have to wear old clothes, used clothes, or lower your clothing expenses, they say, but there's a solution. They give you a catalogue of very nice clothes--men's, women's, children's. The pictures of the clothes, in full color on glossy paper, is just what you need to reduce your costs so you look presentable at the next job interview. And no one notices that the clothes the banker wants you to buy are all made in Pakistan.
[Water Brasch's current book is Before the First Snow, the story of a '60s "flower child," and the reporter who covered her life, and that of America, for more than three decades. The book is available at www.greeleyandstone.com]
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