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THE MORMON GOD: A SUPER STAR STUD

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This number is required to be calculated as the full contingent of spirits who were convened in a council in Heaven voting between Jesus and Satan. [Remember these calculations are only good if the world ends in 50 years].

So 174.4 Billion spirit children (30 times larger than earth's present population) of God were assembled in the largest mass meeting ever held anywhere in the Cosmos!

While the size of that assembly is mind boggling, there are other issues of creating that number  equally as mind boggling.

Remember we have just one male God impregnating the mothers of those 174.4 Billion spirits. To estimate how many children per wife, we need some assumptions. Let’s first assume 1,000 wives -174,400,000.000 divided by 1, 0000 = 174,400,000 or 174.4 million per wife!

Assume 10,000 wives = 17,440,000 or 17.44 million per wife!

Assume 100,000 wives = 1,744,000 or 1.744 million per wife!

Assume 1,000,000 wives = 174,400 or 174.4 thousand per wife.

Assume 10,000,000 wives = 17,440 or 17.44 thousand per wife!

Assume 100,000,000 wives = 1,744 or 1.44 thousand per wife!

Assume 1,000,000,000 (one billion) wives = 174 per wife!

Assume 10,000,000,000 (ten Billion) wives = 17.4 per wife

Eternal Marriage?     Eternal joyous sex?      Eternal Nonsense?

The absurdity of the phallic fantasy component of Mormon doctrine, a cornerstone of Mormonism, disqualifies its leaders and followers from any intellectual participation in the discussion and denial of civil rights to the gay community. If they can modify the absurdity to a believable platform, perhaps then they may thrust their collective conscience into the debate. However, in making such an adjustment, it will likely destroy the church which relies so heavily on temple marriage and baptism/salvation for the dead!  Temples, the phallic icon of the church, will become obsolete in the process.

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To Tell the Truth by David Austin on Sunday, Jan 25, 2009 at 5:12:01 PM
Go to the SOURCE????? by FAITHCARR on Sunday, Jan 25, 2009 at 6:59:19 PM
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Mr Wallace is not concerned with logic nor accuracy by HiveRadical on Sunday, Jan 25, 2009 at 8:10:59 PM
The LDS must be policing the Net by Oh on Monday, Jan 26, 2009 at 1:51:14 AM
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Accurate Source by Sam Rogers on Monday, Jan 26, 2009 at 10:26:28 AM
Entertaining by John Wilkins on Monday, Jan 26, 2009 at 10:40:09 AM
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