Even the so-called real news sites are buying in with stories about Knute the polar bear and his birthday party, or the stray cat that became the stationmaster for a Japanese railroad. You've got to help me! I need a fix! I need real news! News about people and not just their sex organs. If you want to know about fashion week in Milan, read a fashion magazine. That's not news! Jon & Kate, get baked; there are millions of divorces each year. Sorry to hear about yours, but it's not news.
"Intelligent people talk about ideas. Average people talk about things. Small people talk about other people." (Dear Abby)
We are not a nation of idiots despite the media's best efforts to make us into such. There's a song written by George Jackson and performed by Shirley Brown with the lyrics, "I'd have to be stuck on stupid, in a super market, shopping for brain." Exactly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ht-KYm5ZI
So, that's my story. Do you think your group can help me?
"Did they really make a stray cat into a stationmaster?"
"I think Jon's an asshole!"
"Yeah, but Kate's a bitch!"
Oh, God no! This isn't happening! I'm going to wake up now! I'm going to wake up now!
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