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Satire: Study Concludes Americans Are the Stupidest People on the Planet

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If that weren't enough, to maximize its war profits, America spends billions more supporting violently oppressive regimes around the globe (especially in Muslim-occupied countries). America very deliberately creates enemies faster than it can kill them (profits are obviously far more important than people).

The study estimates America has about sixty million a**holes and about forty million complete a**holes. Among America's professions, mainstream media "journalists" had the highest percentage in both categories. Their job is to keep the American people in a zombie-like stupor (obviously they do a great job).

If it scares you to think how incredibly stupid the average American is, just ponder the fact that half of them are even stupider! If brains were dynamite, Americans would have just about enough to tip their hats.

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Carmen Yarrusso, a software engineer for 35 years, designed and modified computer operating systems (including Internet software). He has a BS in physics and studied game theory and formal logic during his years with the math department at (more...)
 

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Why are we Americans surprised at the kind of gove... by Carmen Yarrusso on Wednesday, Sep 22, 2010 at 3:46:06 AM
Except for maybe 10% that are smart.... by Osvaldo Lugo on Wednesday, Sep 22, 2010 at 1:38:27 PM
I thought it was honest comment!... by Archie on Wednesday, Sep 22, 2010 at 7:40:08 PM