Palin: It all begins in the home! Like you know that guy John McCain? Senator of Arizona? He’s married. But I got a call from him a couple of days ago. Out of the clear blue sky! Says he wants to “vet” me! Vet?! Yeah well, vet some other babe! Says we’re “soulmates!” Ha! That line might work in a hotel in Hanoi buster, but I just hung up the phone. So what if you stays in a lot of hotels? You know what kind of guy keeps checking into hotels? Homosexuals! Homosexuals on their honeymoons! What kind of family would that be for a child? Traditional family values are what I believe in. I’ve got five kids and I put them first. “Working mother?” Ha! You wouldn’t catch me being a wor--- (Look of horror.) Oh my God… I have to resign!
Foxworthy: Well, according to your logic - - -
Palin: (Head in her hands.) Why couldn’t you have asked me a question about hockey?
Foxworthy: That might have been better.
Palin: I’m so tired. (Looks up.) Do I have to play the rest of the game?
Foxworthy: No, that’s fine. But, the tradition on our game is if you don’t go all the way, you have to turn to the camera and say, “I am not smarter thana - - -“
Palin: ”Go all the way?” You people in the media are obsessed with my family’s sex life! I AM NOT A HYPOCRITE!
Foxworthy: Okay, in this case we’ll make an exception.
Palin: Thankyou. (Sigh of relief. Turns to Malia.) Malia, I’m sorry, but I think I shouldn’t continue… for the good of everyone involved. But thank you.
Malia: You’re welcome, Governor Palin. And, if it makes you feel any better, I think people's families are off-limits, and people's children are especially off-limits. Palin: “Malia?” Does that have anything to do with snowmobiling?
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