Come one and all
With your gun strapped to your knee.
If you don't get your way
It's easy to see
What you need is simple
That Second Amendment remedy.
These are troubled times
Everyone agrees
There's no time for debate,
The gun's the remedy.
Thank G-d and country
For the good old N.R.A.
Call Paul Revere
And get out of the way.
If you're fed-up,
And no good at reason,
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