My 1st wish is that Congress, with all its looney callousness, submits to daily urinalysis.
On the other hand, it may be what Congress needs is cannabis, pychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
3rd wish: For Congressmen to whom all oil is blessed - fracked water taste tests, psychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
4th: For CEOs who treat the poor like lazy pests, Wall Street arrests, fracked water tests, psychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
5th for Congressmen telling the jobless, "No extensions!" No more pensions! Wall Street arrests, fracked water tests, psychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
6th, for all the Mitt Romneys, and all their condescension - NASCAR conventions, no more pensions! Wall Street arrests, fracked water tests, psychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
Next, for those who say "No SNAP "cause it's not longer-lasting," 3 days of fasting, NASCAR conventions, no more pensions! Wall Street arrests, fracked water tests, psychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
8th, for the one percent who want minimum wage-axing, 90% taxing, three days of fasting, NASCAR conventions, no more pensions! Wall Street arrests, fracked water tests, psychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
9th, for those who want Obamacare null and void, super-sized hemorrhoids , 90% taxing, 3 days of fasting, conventions, no more pensions! Wall Street arrests, fracked water tests, psychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
Day 10, for congressmen of integrity devoid - they become unemployed, get super-sized hemorrhoids, 90% taxing, 3 days of fasting, NASCAR conventions, no more pensions! Wall Street arrests, fracked water tests, psychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
Next: Since their collective conscience has been downsized, they must be supervised or become unemployed, get super-sized hemorrhoids, 90% taxing, 3 days of fasting, NASCAR conventions, no more pensions! Wall Street arrests, fracked water tests, psychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
Day 12, it was clear that we who have been pauperized, we must get organized, they must be supervised, become the unemployed, get super-sized hemorrhoids, 90% taxing, 3 days of fasting, NASCAR conventions, no more pensions! Wall Street arrests, fracked water tests, psychoanalysis, and for most of them, daily urinalysis
New Year's Resolution (or, In Lieu of Hemorrhoids...)
We can end their wars on the poor and the middle-classes by being daily pains in their asses**
*because living on unemployment"it doesn't get much better than that!
**i.e. regular, collective action that puts politicians who serve only the one percent at risk of being thrown out of office by the 99 percent