Out with the old and in with the new
Benedict's out, didn't have a clue
Do something we've never done before
Shake up the Vatican to its core.
Name a Jesuit to fill the shoes
That's bound to create exciting news
We'll name him Francis, He'll love the poor
Strip the office of any grandeur!
Kiss some smiling babies, wash some feet
Praise peacemakers, the moneyed beat
Gays, divorcees, bless all those in need
Decry materialistic greed!
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