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Homeless vagrant who doesn’t try to get a job, Willie Johnson added: “Biden seems like a man of the people.”
And indeed a CBS - pretty sure they’re communists- poll said that 98% of people felt that Biden was “knowledgable” about the issues and 97% felt that he was “ready” to be vice president. (the remaining percentages in each poll were people who slipped on banana peels and knocked themselves unconscious before they could answer the poll questions.)
However, those are just “polls.” Taken with regular “people.”
The gut feeling of most observers was that Palin effectively used her wink throughout the night to negate Biden’s sheer volume of knowledge. Even librul apologist, Tom Brokaw genuflected to her wink saying: “She made no sense whatsoever, we might all be dumber for hearing her blather on like a robot from talking point to nonsensical talking point, but when she winks, it’s all puppy dogs and ice cream, baby.”
Even Palin’s choice for running mate, John McCain is reportedly practicing his own version of “The Wink” while holed up at one of his 24 houses. Does he expect to unveil it in his next debate with Barack Obama?
“You betcha!” said Palin, as she uncorked one final wink in the direction of swooning reporters.
Tonight was her night, and will forever be remembered for the winks heard round the world.
In other news, it seems a massive puking epidemic has broken out in traditionally Blue cities, counties and states around the country
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