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OBAMA IS GAY AND CIVILIZATION IS DOOMED! As Expected, The Wingnuts Are Out In Full Force. Cue Laughter.

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During this election year, the collection of   wingnuts   seems to resemble The   Gong Show more than American   Idol, Jerry Springer more than Anderson Cooper, Jay Leno's Battle of the Jay Walk   Allstars   more than What's My Line? Speaking of which:

Does anyone know who Manny Pacuiao is? He's a champion prizefighter popular in the Philippines who currently lives and trains in L.A. His pronouncement came at a time when it was disclosed that he had a Filipino mistress - he's supposedly a devout Catholic.

 
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Pat Robertson, is, of course, Pat Robertson. He was accused of being a bit dotty back when he said that Orlando Florida would suffer a meteor since it allowed Disney World to have Gay Day. He also declared that disaster-ridden Haiti has signed a pact with the Devil, leading even his followers to believe   that he is senile. Other are doubtful, stating that senility could not last a full forty years.   

Pastor Jim Garlow, of Skyline Weslyan Church in San Diego, has compared marriage equality to slavery and insisted that if Prop 8 failed, pastors would go to jail. (Garlow was a leading proponent of Prop 8).   

Paul Cameron is probably THE most discredited researcher on earth, declaring that the average age of a gay male is 42 - a figure he arrived at while perusing gay newspaper obituaries during the worst years of the AIDS crisis. The Family Research Council has based their rhetoric on Cameron's findings. Cameron has been   ousted and criticized   by The American Psychological Association, the Nebraska Psychological Association and the Canadian Psychological Association. Most of Cameron's "research" has been published in pay-to-publish publications. 

Franklin Graham, son of evangelist Bill Graham, has become at odds with his father of late, positing that  people outside Christianity cannot possibly enter into the Kingdom of Heaven ( at least not without his -ah,er - God's permission).  

Bishop Harry Jackson is an activist for the black family - just not the   gay   black family:  I'm looking at the extinction of marriage. And black culture is in a free fall." He also believes that condoms promote AIDS.   

Bryan Fischer has become known as America's "Super Bigot": he opposes everything and everyone who isn't Bryan Fischer. As a spokesman for the American Family Association, Fischer has railed against Native Americans, African-American single mothers, liberals, gays, feminists, Mormons and, well, the list goes on and on. He has friends, be they may currently be in hiding. 

But Wait, There's More!  

Like a   Ronco   Popeil   product commercial, the panoply of   wingnuts   who will be weighing in on gay marriage and all political "wedges" will be adding more   wingnuts   as time goes by...all the way to Nov. 6th. You will hear from:  

- Cindy Japan-is-shaped-like-a-dragon Jacobs. She may "cure" another woman of her hysterectomy just to spite pro-choice foes.

 - C. Peter Wagner, who advocates the demolition of the Statue of Liberty, it being a pagan idol.   He will be going to Sarah  Palin's  Alaska and burning   totem poles on front lawns. 

 - Rick Joyner, who visited heaven once upon a time, and may visit it again to see what the political climate is there.

 - John   Hagee , who will be rooting for Armageddon with   CUFI  (Christians United For Israel).  

Yes, the "Laugh" sign is on for us in the studio audience called America. But don't laugh too much and miss voting this year. Maybe that's their strategy.   

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Rev. Dan Vojir is has been writing/blogging on religion and politics for the better part of ten years. A former radio talk show host (Strictly Books €" Talk America Radio Network) and book publisher, Dan has connected with some of the most (more...)
 

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Will they ever stop making us laugh? ... by Rev. Dan Vojir on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 5:25:45 AM
So when can we STOP laughing? November 6?... by Rev. Dan Vojir on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 9:48:01 AM
"And if I choose to laugh, 'tis that I may not wee... by GAYLE LIN on Wednesday, May 16, 2012 at 4:18:09 PM
Until the Right can muster spokespeople who don't ... by Stump Parrish on Thursday, May 17, 2012 at 2:34:04 PM