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            Basketball isn’t any better.  That season runs far too long as well.  Here’s a good rule of thumb.  If, when your season starts you have to heat the arena to make it habitable, and when it ends you need to air-condition it for the same reason, it’s too damned long.

            Yesterday, Kris Allen was crowned the new American Idol in an election that tallied nearly a hundred million votes.  The day before the State of California was bankrupted and its assets sold to Dubai in an election that garnered four million votes.  I don’t know what this means, but I’ve pulled my kids out of school and sent them to Branson for “singing” lessons.

            And that, Ladies and Gentlemen, is all there is this week.  You are now free to go about your lives informed.  I bid you ado.

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your humor!  I'm not religious but i'... by sometimes blinded on Sunday, May 24, 2009 at 3:22:37 PM
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