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The Right to Die: As there is no physiological means of CorPerson death, every day all U.S. CorPersons will be subjected to the human equivalent of the grim reaper, an actuarial lottery to see if they are dead or alive. Aggregate CorPerson life spans will not exceed human averages. When their number's up, their number is up, all operations must cease immediately. Competitors, please feel free to dance on the coffin of a departed foe, but keep in mind, just like humans, your time will come too, and you never know when.

Can you think of more human attributions, the slings and arrows of being flesh and blood that CorPersons should endure? Please, chime in!

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Chaz Valenza is writer and small business owner in New Jersey. He earned his MBA from New York University's Stern School of Business. His current feature film project is "Single Point Failure" an insider's account of how the Reagan Administration (more...)
 

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Another nail in the coffin? by Susan B. on Monday, Jan 25, 2010 at 11:52:50 AM
Corporate Personhood / by Martin Carbone on Monday, Jan 25, 2010 at 7:24:44 PM
Thanks... by Chaz Valenza on Monday, Jan 25, 2010 at 7:30:53 PM
How about failling in love? Broken heart? Marriage? Divorce? by Don Smith on Monday, Jan 25, 2010 at 9:13:52 PM
And STD's by vidiot on Tuesday, Jan 26, 2010 at 9:24:01 AM