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4. Entertainment Industry

There will be drone action figures, drone cookies and drone drinks. There will be a lot of drone visual games. There will be   a drone Sesame Street personality- he will be called Lovedrone. There will be   drone songs and drone albums. There will be a drone wedding cake. There will be drone nursery rhymes and drone lullabies.

5. Popular Culture

That one will manifest itself in the world of   the young in a form of popular drone- related jargon:

-Droning- having sex

-Multidroning- having sex many times a day

-Bug hunting- finding   a target for sex

-Licking the drone- oral sex

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-Drone maintenance- masturbation

-Drone overhaul- protection

-To get droned- get pregnant

-Andromeda- chick

-Never drone alone-   name of a song

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-I drone you baby- name of another song

-Drone lubrication- condoms

-Drone God- sex machine

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The writer is 57 years old, semi- retired engineer, PhD, PE, CEM. I write fiction on a regular basis and I am also 10 years on OEN.


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