John McCain Finally Gets Tough

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Is this the kind of person we want running our country? America needs more wars, not less. America needs less healthcare, not more. We want to pass on to our children more debt, not less, so that millionaires can become billionaires, and billionaires can buy that fourteenth house in the south of France, that private Caribbean island all for themselves, or that personal jumbo jet to skip across the Atlantic on a whim for a quick twelve-course dinner. These are the real Americans, not people who work stupid regular jobs and actually pay taxes. My friends, we need to take better care of these true Americans – the ones who talk all the time about the virtue of going to church – not the boneheads who actually do it.

Barack Obama. He’s dangerous. He’s risky. He’s black.

And, he’ll ruin my ambition to be president.

Socialist, terrorist, pedophile, misogynist, African American, career-wrecker. The United States may be able to afford four years of Barack Obama in the White House, but I can’t.

So this November 4th, my friends, do what’s right for me, John McCain. Put America last, just like I’ve been doing for a decade now, and take care of McCain above all. Yes, this November 4th, vote for the white guy for president, and keep your wives and daughters safe.

I’m John McCain and I approve this ad, because nowadays, prostitution is not just for prostitutes anymore."

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