Barack Obama. He’s dangerous. He’s risky. He’s black.
And, he’ll ruin my ambition to be president.
Socialist, terrorist, pedophile, misogynist, African American, career-wrecker. The United States may be able to afford four years of Barack Obama in the White House, but I can’t.
So this November 4th, my friends, do what’s right for me, John McCain. Put America last, just like I’ve been doing for a decade now, and take care of McCain above all. Yes, this November 4th, vote for the white guy for president, and keep your wives and daughters safe.
I’m John McCain and I approve this ad, because nowadays, prostitution is not just for prostitutes anymore."
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