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17. I understand computer technology because I have a chip on my shoulder. I can bite or byte. I'd be good at vp because I can take it either way. I'm good at h(omon)yms because I go to church too.
18. It's true I'm bi-polar. But so is the earth. We've got a lot in common. I understand geography as well as psychology. That's what makes me a great leader. I can catch fish others only dream about.
19. I've studied math and have learned how to measure things. I could even be a great ruler because of my experience.
20. Best of all I'm a darn good liar. That more than qualifies me to be a competent politician.
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