"How "bout a catchy new phrase?" Palin said
"That says what we're really about
Like, 'If you're not worth millions you oughta be dead!'"
"Sarah, sit down!" yelled the crowd.
So they thought and they thought "til their heads throbbed with pain
Thinking -- for them -- was exotic
Then a pudgy guy called out, "Karl Rove is my name
And by George the Second, I've got it!"
He ran down the aisle like a man on a mission
And snatched the mic from Limbaugh's hand
The people fell silent -- when Rove speaks, they listen
He smiled a big smile then began