Salvation's a Long Haul
Monkfish finished with a warning to provincial anti-health care, thus anti-life bishops: "the Pope cannot assure those who impede human compassion are immune from penalties, here, there, or in the hereafter. Need we make explicit the power in the papal staff," he continued, "nor how global is Vatican reach, with money, patronage and prestige? This is a gentle pope, but he's also Christ's fierce vicar on earth, and with no few contacts to higher ups. Consider yourself warned."
Confidential reports also filter out that deep Vatican basement operatives are strategizing how to deliver truly just desserts to truly noxious anti-Catholics. Numbskulls like Rush Limbaugh, doubly smearing the Pope as shill ("Somebody has gotten to him) and godless insurgent ("pure Marxism"), fit the moral category for lying blasphemer. Anti-Catholic blowhards assume wrongly they are beyond the original divine retribution. Yet only unrepentant sinners will know (too late) whether their obscenely-overpaid earthly "performances" earn them a ride up or down. The Church hasn't lasted 2000 years only on a wing and a prayer.
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