Of course willful ignorance extends beyond politics, and the enduringly dumb war against science goes beyond secession chatter after a loss. Blithering idiots indict both the competence and honor of the entire modern science complex, snubbing reproductive and evolutionary biology, geology, anthropology, archeology, ecology, climatology, astronomy plus incontrovertible carbon dating. Nor do like-minded Biblical literalists hesitate to impugn the world's greatest experts on language, scriptural texts, even independent scholars proving the "inerrant Holy Bible" was a calculated amalgam edited by fallible humans, promoting consensus-building, with marketable chapters that favor church expansion. Will those who defy this sweep of intellectual and moral advancement reverse entrenched fantasies because a black hustler, born who knows where, finagled his way into a second term? Is that the incentive to abandon all that wishful thinking driving glorious conspiracy theories?
Doubt not conservatism
Thus, two weeks of soul-searching and behold, bold and mighty breakthroughs: "Never give up conservative principles, just make them sound less offensive." Back to the PR drawing board: "better pandering to key demographics." The "great ideas of conservatism" are untarnished, ruined only by wretched pitchman, like that tin-ear plutocrat, or Karl "over-the-hill" Rove, or FOX goons aghast at actual election results. Rock-ribbed conservatives don't need change but changed decoys that cover up failed mindsets and disaster agendas.
Forget rebranding: what addicts to unreality need is psychological intervention. But, alas, that only works when the dope fiends (in both senses) admit vulnerability (too much like sin), then accept input from trained, outside experts (sounds like trusting elites). That leaves only a course in miracles, but that's a longer shot still.
For ultimately the GOTP (Good Old Tea Party) doesn't merely revere American Exceptionalism but Republican Exceptionalism. The right is doomed by the inviolate, mystical conviction of its own superiority. That's what obstinate obstructionism is all about: truth is not open to discussion, especially framed by secular heathens. I'll believe in rebranding when the GOP stops disenfranchising voters or backs off Congressional gerrymandering behind its dishonest majority, considering how many fewer overall House votes it received. I'll accept rebranding when the right stops sabotaging majority rule with chronic filibustering. Since "rebranding" leaves unchanged all core assumptions, we're finally talking shifts in public relations, not human or community relations. More's the pity.
The GOP Proctology Clinic?
So folks like Governor Jindal can wish away "the politics of stupid" but what about the politics of ignorance, the willful blindness that denies legitimacy to a re-elected president and unarguable electoral outcomes? Now wouldn't that neat principle attract awakened minorities and women, profoundly offended by racist, anti-immigrant, anti-women and anti-science ideologues? If true believers are open to adaptation, let's begin not only with immigration but climate change, fussing less about who caused what than what emergency measures are necessary to stem the tide.
We all search for evidence that real change is in the offing, on the right or the left, for that matter. To this end, I fervently second the cumbersome solution put forth by that stalwart Republican, Haley Barbour -- his party demands nothing less than a "very serious proctology exam" that needs "to look everywhere." Right, bring on those bloated, obstructed fat cats, kicking and screaming in high dudgeon. Karl Rove, first up, then Romney, Ryan and Rush Limbaugh. No videos, please, for even rationalists can only take so much reality.
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