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I had to give up my diet. You can't stay on a low carb regimen when all the no carbs you can afford have been diluted with sugary concoctions that are allowed to be called water. Time for a drink.

This bright moment occurred one evening while I was walking past a "lounge". It was a swanky joint, but since it was casual Friday, they let me in with the other riffraff. Better yet, it was happy hour. A glass of tap was only a dollar, so I ordered a few to wash down the Wild Turkey. They were even giving away food.

"Bartender?"

"Yes sir."

"Could I have an order of wings please?"

"Yes Sir."

"And bartender"."

"Yes Sir?"

"With those wings".I'll take the water on the side."

"Of course sir."

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