Dirty diapers, puking babies, and Sunday morning sermons may add a comforting predictability to life and adds a shared experience bond to community living but the uncertainty of hitchhiking in the rain on a desolate highway intersection at night does not need to be concerned about being too mundane to hold the audience's interest. The song "Phantom 309" describes the dismal experience of hitchhiking at night on a remote stretch of highway as a rain storm approaches. For families in fly-over country that song is a "Twilight Zone" episode told in lyrics and is very entertaining, but for someone who has experienced the vagabond lifestyle it provides a "been there done that" moment that rings true for many a wandering wordsmith.
(If the writer's reaction to the plight is to utter a blasphemy and if it is immediately followed by a dramatic lightening bolt striking the peak of a mountain top about five miles yonder, that will probably be an "ace of trump" incident at a hostel story telling competition.)
The World's Laziest Journalist has lived the hitchhiking to Frisco chapter of "On the Road" almost five decades ago and has concluded that it is better to interview the regulars at 'Fort Zint" (the Berkeley Post Office Defense Protest) and get a vicarious look at the challenges they face rather than adopting the young writer's sense of adventure and putting a major commitment of time and energy into a project that would be done on speculation.
At this stage of the game what would be the use of putting a great deal of time and effort into laying the foundation for a writing career that will stretch thirty years into the future?
We either do something for the S&G factor or we give it an immediate "pass." That isn't to say that we would turn down a spur of the moment offer of a ride to NYC -- the travel bag is always packed -- but road adventures are a young man's game and, according to Mike Zint's ground rules wouldn't getting a monthly social security check take away the risk factor of being broke and on the move?
In "the Road," former University of California at Berkeley student Jack London wrote: "I located and empty box-car, slid open the slide-door, and climbed in."
Now the disk jockey will play Clarence "Frogman" Henry's 1956 hit "Ain't got no home," the Eagles' "Take it easy," and the Highwaymen's "The Road goes on forever, the party never ends." We have to check Craig's list and see about the possibility of getting a ride to the Big Apple. Have a "never saw a sight that didn't look better looking back" type week.
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