Remember Jimmy Carter?
Poor peanut farming Jimbo - though easily the smartest and most decent man to ever sit in the Oval Office, Jimmy was too much of a peace loving gentlemen to shamelessly wave his big stick around. And so, he paid a big price in the presidential legacy department.
Not so with Theodore Roosevelt. Teddy charged up San Juan Hill with his big stick. JFK swung his stick at Fidel Castro and Cuba. Ronald Reagan laid on the lumber in Libya, Nicaragua, Panama and even little Grenada - teaching those nasty, godless scourges of the free world Grenadians a thing or two about...? ... ? ...Club Med?
Anyway, my point is, Presidents who use big stick politics are likely to be remembered as great leaders.
This is likely why George W. Bush gets so excited about building a huge missile defence system in Eastern Europe. Sure, George probably doesn't even know where eastern Europe is and, he probably can't even spell 'missile defence system' (let alone pronounce it); but at least he has enough presidential savvy to realize he needs a really big one – which incidentally explains the how and why of Dubya's presidency perfectly – you see, contrary to popular belief, the chances of a total and complete imbecile being elected president of the USA are actually pretty good – especially if you like making war.
As for Dubya's next war target, well, it may be too late for George. I'm sure he'd like to end his final term with a war against Iran. As you may have read recently, Iran is still being vilified in our 'fair and balanced' western media for their insistence on building a nuclear power station.
Oooh scary!
To put it in perspective, the puny little country of Armenia has had a nuclear power station for 30 years and so far, has not launched even one atomic weapon at anyone. (Mind you, I still don't trust them). But, I digress.
I guess Iran is the perfect choice when it comes to selling a war to the American public. Iran really can't put up that much of a fight. They have lots and lots of oil and, most important of all, Iran is already a well-established global meanie with plenty of hate appeal. Well it sure beats having to vilify a new country for an American public that can't seem to keep their international enemies straight. Besides, everyone knows that America likes a good war, especially now that they can watch them on TV.
True, with the way American media portrays war, America's military campaigns of late have seemed more like action movies. I often wonder whether the average American can tell the difference. Seriously, after a week or so, it seems most people don't even remember where or what the war was about. They only remember how much they enjoyed all those explosions on the TV news, not to mention all that glorious flag waving at the end.
Of course, with George on his way out in a couple of weeks, he has very little time and a very serious presidential legacy problem to solve. Let's face facts; the man has delusions of adequacy. A majority of Americans now view him as the biggest presidential turd of all time.
At this point in his presidency, and with his unparalleled ability to over-achieve in the under achievement department, a quick little fixer upper of a war might help lift his presidential legacy to the level of unimportant, if not, full mediocrity.
And so, I believe this could be a potentially serious problem for Canada.
You see, like Iran, Canada can't put up much of a fight, we have plenty of nuclear power stations, we have oodles and oodles of oil and we're right next-door. Hey, we're ripe for an American invasion! I can almost hear George's war rhetoric now...
"My fellow Americans, tonight America faces a new EVIL that is a threat to American life, liberty and all that America stands for. Our intelligence services inform us that for the last 140 years, several million Canadians have been amassing along our northern border – many of them armed with hockey sticks.
I believe something has got to be done to stop these ungodly Canadians. As far as this president is concerned, a bunch of EVIL tree hugging beer-swilling puck-heads who always say please and thank you after every sentence aren't even a real country! Besides, I don't appreciate a people who actually think that Canada is bigger than Texas. That's why I've decided to bomb their capital, Toronto. Goodnight America and God bless." [End]
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