"I Want a Vice President Who Eats Moose Burgers," Ad

                                                            WOMAN

                                    I want a vice president who eats

                                    moose burgers.

MONTAGE:

Serious music resumes: footage of North Korean leader Kim Jong il, Korean troops marching, Iran president Mamoud Ahmadenijad, Iranian troops training, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin.

EXT. – PARK

Queer birds chirping.

                                                            WOMAN 2

                                    I want a vice president whose only

                                    foreign policy experience is living close

                                    to Russia.

INT. – FOX AND FRIENDS

Stock footage. Serious music faint in background.

                                                            STEVE DOOCY

                                    She does know about international relations

                                    because she’s right up there in Alaska, right  

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