Hmmmmmmm.
Sadly, we can only conclude that Big Oil made an investment of several, or even hundreds of, millions of dollars on corrupting Interior Department officials to save hundreds, if not billions, of dollars in royalties.
That's right, my dear reader. Instead of having the chance to watch your treasury grow billions of dollars richer, and the value of the American dollar increase, you got to find out that McBush got his dick sucked in an Interior Department office in Denver. And he's probably living at his parents' house right now, newly out of work and watching porn.
Wasn't it worth it? Don't you feel great? You want to do it again?
If you want another eight years of sex, drugs and bribes, here's a hint on who you should vote for: "Drill, baby, drill."
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