Here for your amusement are seven admittedly rough-hewn and scraggy short poems about each of the presidential candidates.
I have links at the end to document some of the hardest-to-believe claims in the poems.
Just so you know, I'm a Ron Paul supporter, so my poem about him reflects that bias.Permission is granted to reproduce any or all of these, as long as you give me (James W. Harris) credit.
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MCCAIN: A MILLION YEARS OR SO
McCain says he'll get us out of Iraq.
He has announced his plan.
He says it may take a million years or so.
And then, of course, there's Iran.
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MITT ROMNEY
Tied his dog
To the roof of his car
Then drove for hours
Fast and far.
The terrified beast
