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10)      The bank manager refused my request for a $31 billion bailout package #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupySydMedia 

9)        He would not give me a demand; NOT ONE #soipeppersprayedhim @StealthBull 

8)       She wouldn't sit at the back of the bus #soipeppersprayedhim @Shhh527 


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7)       He hadn't had a shower in 3 days and was living in a tent, for chrissake #soipeppersprayedhim @Shhh527 

6)       The nightstick was too much work #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupyPortland

5)       He was on break from one of his three minimum wage jobs       #SoIPepperSprayedHim  @everydayakita 

4)       He didn't seem impressed with my big gun and my big badge and my big belly #soipeppersprayedhim @OccupyMARINES2 

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3)       My little boy asked if god was really a republican #soipeppersprayedhim    @markm1962 

2)       I wanted to attract more people to his movement  #soIpeppersprayedhim AND IT WORKED! @steveaustin1971

1)       He tasted bland, #soipeppersprayedhim @non_serial 

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The chin strap on my riot helmet was too tight #soipeppersprayedhim  @OccupyPortland  

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He proclaimed "I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed" #soipeppersprayedhim @careyalison     

He had some questions, and i had some pepper spray.. . #soipeppersprayedhim  @unknown_vector    

He asked if I wanted fries with that... #soipeppersprayedhim @ActaVista 

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Chaz Valenza is writer and small business owner in New Jersey. He earned his MBA from New York University's Stern School of Business. His current feature film project is "Single Point Failure" an insider's account of how the Reagan Administration (more...)
 

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