"I Want a Vice President Who Eats Moose Burgers," Ad

EXT. – BUSY SIDEWALK

Intelligent looking man answers a question from off-screen.

                                                            INTELLIGENT MAN

                                                (over merry-go-round music)

                                    I want an American president whose energy

                                    policy is only three words long…

INT. – REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION

Music changes, more serious over stock footage, we all know.

                                                            CROWD

                                    Drill, baby, drill!

EXT. – BUSY SIDEWALK

Merry-go-round music begins again.

                                                            INTELLIGENT MAN
                                    If the energy policy is five or even four

                                    words, it gets too complicated…

EXT. – SHOPPING MALL

Continue merry-go-round music:

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