When I first heard the news that 8 terrorists were recently arrested in St. Paul Minnesota, I immediately gave a big sigh of relief. I thought the police probably saved a lot of lives or perhaps saved a few buildings from blowing up. After all, terrorists are dangerous people who are only out to kill, maim, and destroy. Then I learned that these terrorists were really bad in that they are being charged for "conspiracy to riot in furtherance of terrorism."

But then I got to thinking how can these people be arrested for conspiracy when everyone knows that conspiracies are not real. Every normal American knows that people who believe in conspiracies are delusional. Yet I got to thinking some more and then I thought well maybe these people are worse than your average terrorists since they are "conspiracy." The thought of these conspiracy terrorists running lose in an American city hosting a truly great patriotic political party, like the Republican Party, made me shudder.

So I looked into the story a bit deeper, but I had to look around for the details. It seems that a major story like 8 terrorists being arrested in St. Paul would have made the front page of every newspaper and would have been the lead in every major news outlet. Unfortunately, our liberal media didn't want to alarm the country.

Well guess what. I am not afraid to alarm the consumers in this country. I am going to let you know exactly what these terrorists were going to do. It seems that they were coordinating protest routes and helping people who wanted to exercise their right to free speech.

Disgusting isn't it?

Some of our liberal friends might be thinking that doesn't seem like a terrorist act. But they are thinking that because they hate America and they hate freedom.

Of course these people didn't conduct or engage in any acts of violence or destruction of personal property. But the point these empty-headed libs are missing is that the terrorist act of aiding free speech in St. Paul makes them responsible for any destruction to property that might have occurred during the protests.

Thankfully we now have a Patriot Act that protects us from these types of terrorists. The government in its wisdom after 9/11 knew that these type of terrorists would pop up conspiring to upset the economy and society with free speech. So just a few weeks after terrorists attacked America, the government had a massive document ready that would protect us from scum like the conspiracy terrorists in St. Paul.

But I am also glad that we now have techniques available, like water boarding, so that we can further find out just what these dangerous terrorists might know about further plans for free speech in America.

Well I now sleep better knowing that our government has arrested these terrorists for conspiring to commit free speech. I just wish the liberal press would have given it proper reporting so that the rest of America could sleep better.