Tom Cruise is John McCain. No, he is, and not in a in a Fox-is-rushing-out-a-biopic-before-November kind of a way. It is my conjecture that day in, day out, Tom Cruise is inhabiting the skin of the Republican nominee for president of the United States of America. Like some kind of giant alien lizard. Look at pictures of a young John McCain. Just look at them. He's the spit of Tom Cruise. |
Read the rest of the story HERE:
At www.guardian.co.uk
Sheila Samples is an Oklahoma writer and a former civilian US Army Public Information Officer. She is a Managing Editor for OpEd News, and a regular contributor for a variety of Internet sites.