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Should Dueling Be Legalized In America Once Again?
Should Dueling Be Legalized In America Once Again? They have dueling in Uruguay, right now, let's get with it today! Just think of all the fun you will have sword fighting and quick-drawing on the streets of Dodge City or Tombstone or downtown Chicago, but mostly in Washington DC!
JUST THINK OF IT! THINK OF ALL THE MONEY WE COULD RAISE FOR WORTHY CAUSES BY DUELING PUBLICALLY IN STADIA ALL OVER AMERICA AND/OR MARKETING IT LIKE BOXING ON HBO! I CAN SEE IT NOW, BUSH VERSUS HILLARY! AL FRANKEN VS ANNE COULTER OR RUSH LIMBAUGH! IT WOULD DRAW MILLIONS!
Dueling may be just what we all need-A Return To The Days Of Yore, When Justice Was Meted Out By Sword And Pistol. Let Us Now Travel Back To Yester Year When Men Were Men And Women Were Men's.
AHHH, The Delight Of Honor Bound Combat One-On-One, Mano-E-Mano, or Womano-E-Womano!
The Musketeers Ride Once Again And Gentlemen Rid The World Of Fascism And Avarice With The Reward Not 72 Virgins, But Certainly Lots Of Mistresses, or Misters.
If dueling were legal 4,000 American GI's would still be alive, and so would 1.5 million Iraqi citizens and either Saddam or the Bushites would not. If dueling were legal, ala Scaramouch, the Military commissions Act of 2006 and the Patriot Act would not have been passed and neither would the majority of Congressmen and women been around to vote for the war. What would have happened is that the parents with common sense of those who were in the military would have challenged the congress people to duels and probably half of the congress people would not be in any condition to vote. Oil prices would never have reached even two dollars a barrel, because one after another, the hierarchies of the oil companies would be pushing up daisies.
Maybe dueling is the only way to get back the America of our ancestors and get rid of the greedy bastards in Washington and those who head up the oil companies and other major corporations!
So, Here is The Deal:
Shall dueling be legalized in America Once Again?
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Professor Bagnolo has majored in: Cultural Anthropology, Architectural design, painting, creative writing. As a child prodigy, abed with polio for almost two years, he was offered an opportunity to skip three grades at age 8.
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