Am I qualified to be the new FCC chairman?

I posted this OPEN OFFER to John McCain on the blog on his web site.

I own a few computers and some telephones and would think that qualifies me to be chairman of the FCC if you get elected.  

Call me or send an email. I am available first of the year.

I am 62 and can barely make it on Social Security and my bad hip means I can't work.  At least as Chairman of the FCC I would have top notch health care paid for by taxpayers and could get my hip replacement.  I promise I won't really do anything if I get the job.

Given his selection of Palin, would you think I should be considered as his FCC Chairman if he is elected?

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